spend all of your emergency money on cosplay
after all, a good sale at jo-anns is sort of like an emergency
The only reason why I have not ordered fabric swatches is because I am too lazy to get my laptop even though I really want to
This is why I shouldn’t have a debit card
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF